Now, I realize that I could simply close my windows, turn on my air-conditioner, be happy and quit complaining, but this shit was EVERYWHERE!!! From my keyboard to my TV, a fine gold powder which wasn't gold powder.
It's not like I can get revenge either. I can't reverse the situation, go outside and spray my genetic material all over this tree. It'll be exhausting in the first place, secondly I'll get hurt (probably.) Lastly, well, I'll probably get one of those little blue squares put over my home on an online map.
Why can't we arrest trees for being sexual offenders?
-The0
I think you can get revenge easily. Ultimate revenge. Burn the trees down. No more pollen! Or cut them up and make a paper filter out of them. That will teach them to think twice before shitting all over your room.
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